believeimaginelove:

So you should text me;p

Or we could stop blaming our mis-communication and fear and self doubt on our gender, and just talk to someone if we enjoy talking to them.
And of course, I realize that it’s not really our fault that the majority of women have low self esteem, because to be honest, society has treated us like unworthy objects to be used for sex and baby-making.
So I suppose I can’t really blame you for blaming yourself.
But it still pisses me off that this is just apparently a girl thing.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.

1996

english: nineteen ninety six
french: thousand nine hundreds four twenties sixteen

docezio:

legenwaitforitdaryrandomness:

do you ever want to talk to someone but they’re too perfect

THIS IS REALLY FUNNY OMG

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i-loves-music:

GOLD. PURE GOLD.

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how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill